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Saturday, December 23, 2006

Humor - State Mottos

State Mottos

Alabama
Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.


Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!


Arizona
But It's A Dry Heat.


Arkansas
Literacy Ain't Everything.


California
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.


Colorado
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.


Connecticut
Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.


Delaware
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.


Florida
Ask Us About Our Grandkids.


Georgia
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.


Hawaii

Haka Tike Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

Idaho
More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good


Illinois
Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"


Indiana
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free


Iowa
We Do Amazing Things With Corn


Kansas
First Of The Rectangle States


Kentucky
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names


Louisiana
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.


Maine
Ayuh, we're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobstah


Maryland
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It


Massachusetts
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's


Michigan
First Line Of Defense >From The Canadians


Minnesota
10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes


Mississippi
Come And Feel Better About Your Own State


Missouri
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work


Montana
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else.


Nebraska
Ask About Our State Motto Contest


Nevada
Hookers and Poker!


New Hampshire
Go Away And Leave Us Alone


New Jersey
You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!


New Mexico
Lizards Make Excellent Pets


New York
You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right
To An Attorney...


North Carolina
Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!


Ohio
At Least We're Not Michigan


Oklahoma
Like The Play, But No Singing


Oregon
Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner


Pennsylvania
Cook With Coal


Rhode Island
We're Not REALLY An Island


South Carolina
Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet


South Dakota
Closer Than North Dakota


Tennessee
The Edyoocashun State


Texas
Se Hablo Ingles


Utah
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus


Vermont
Ay, Yep


Virginia
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?


Washington
We have more rain than you do


West Virginia
One Big Happy Family...Really!


Wisconsin
Come Cut The Cheese!


Wyoming
Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared

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